Top 11 reasons Dubya planned to bomb the al-Jazeera network

Too Stupid To Be President: "Top 11 reasons Dubya planned to bomb the al-Jazeera network

11. Wanted to send a message to CBS.

10. Ran out of anthrax.

9. Promised Rupert Murdock a lucrative, 'no-bid' contract.

8. Al-Jazeera White House correspondent tried to ask a 'follow-up' question.

7. It's only terrorism when it's done to us.

6. Attorney General advised that he couldn't torture the al-Jazeera staff.

5. Al-Jazeera website linked to a flash animation depicting Dubya as dim-witted.

4. 'Philosophy of life' doesn't extend to journalists.

3. Thought he needed a diversion from the U.S. use of chemical weapons in Fallujah.

2. al-Jazeera ran colorized version of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'

1. Osama bin Laden wasn't there."